How To Write a Horny Girls Personal Ad? Here's How: 1.Write a Catchy Title The title or headline is the first thing people will see when they scan the personals. Try to grab their attention. Use humor, but be positive. Don't: "No head games please!" Do: "I love Femmes!" 2.Post a Photo Let's face it, most of us are pretty visual. We want to see who we're reading about. When I read a book, I always look for the author's photo in the back. Internet ads with photos get more responses than those without. Don't be camera shy. Post a photo with your ad. If your ad sounds similar to others, a picture is a good way for them to remember you. 3.Be Honest Don't say you're a brain surgeon if you're not. Don't say you value honesty and then lie about your weight. Be honest, but don't list all your flaws right away. And don't tell them everything about yourself. Leave something to talk about on the first date. Don't post an ad unless you're ready to start dating and/or are not over your ex yet. 4.Be Positive Say the things you value and want in a relationship. Don't just make a list of everything that was wrong with your last relationship and say you don't want that. Good: "I want an active partner to ride Race Across Iowa and to hike the Grand Canyon." 5.Be Unique Most everyone likes walks on the beach and romantic candlelit dinners. Say something that's different about you. "I collect Xena action figures and make my own soap. Member of the Save Karina Lombard online committee." 6.Be Specific Try to be specific about what qualities you are looking for in a woman. Do children matter? Are you willing to travel? If you have requirements about drugs and alcohol state it. 7.Check for Errors Double check your ad for spelling and grammar mistakes. If you need to write it off line and spell check through your word processing program, do it! 8.Add a Personal Touch Studies show that ads that show personality attract more attention than those that are just lists of personal qualities or desires. Don't just rely on drop-down menus. When given the chance, add your own unique traits. 9.Invite a Response Pose questions or invite people to write to you. Put it out like an invitation that they will feel comfortable responding to. "What's your favorite book?" "What's the last movie you saw?" 10.Keep It Current Update your ad. Don't post an outdated photo or say "Let's go show shoeing," when it's the middle of July. And if you've met someone, for goodness sake, take your ad down!