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Sexy girl gets her ass fuckedhey people my names steven and im a student at UCLAN preston doing animation and loving it.Im 21 an
very outgoing so here for a laugh n mayby more who nose :P just got out of a relationship so thoght
this would cheer me up lol so i guess thats yourn job do ur best n gud luk :P ALSO I DONT HAVE A PROPER
MEMBERSHIP!! so i cant see messages or comments cos this site is abit crap > co .uk thats how u can contact me so FEEL FREE!!! it wont let me spell it propely
for sum reason :/ youl have to add me though ^^ btW im getin quite afew messages n friend requests
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"THIS AIN'T NO DRESS REHEARSAL"...I'm just a well mannered, well travelled, well motivated, well educated, well compensated, well endowed, well built, well read, passionate, funny, witty, silly, non-judgemental, Newark, NJ born and raised, Wash, DC area living and working brotha!I'll know it (her) when I see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, and taste it! '-) |
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Sex funny adhey everyone what the fukk is up? i jus moved to ks and i dont know like neone but its ok. this place pree much sux and i hate it, there is nothing to do and i need to party lol. i somke, drink, and like to have fun. .. jus put new pix on here lemme know wat ya think. im not a whore or slut so dont talk to me like i am, send me a message that i wont be like wtf.... kk thanx. btw if ur fake stay away i hate fake ppl and drama. and jus incase u didint notice form my pix i am NOT a lil skinny ass girl, i am thick and i love it, im glad i dont look like a twig, if you dont like it? o well to bad for u i dont care and dont wanna waste my time on u k. ... :) Sex funny ad ok just to clear things up, im not a skank so im not on here to hook up with as many ppl as possible, im jus tryin ta meet cool ppl that i can get along wit if we hook up its a plus but if not oh well, theres no point if there is no connection of some sort so yea. im more er less jus trying to have fun and find people to party with not really tryin to just hook up. |
Sexy girl gets her ass fuckedHI IM RACHEL IM 21 I LOVE PUNK MUSIC AND METAL IM RANDOM NOT THE AVERAGE GIRL IM CLUMSY IM SHY I SAY DUMB SHIT WHEN IM NERVES AND MAKE NO SENSE WHEN I MEET SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME I TEND TO LOOK AROUND ALOT I LOVE TATTOOS AND I LOVE GUYS WITH TATTOOS I HAVE AN ALMOST FINSHED SLEEVE BUT I HAVE 10 TATTOOS ALL TOGTHER OO AND MY CHEST TATTOO IS NOT AVENGED SEVENFOLD ITS A DAY OF THE DEAD SKULL, IM MEXICAN,SPANISH,AND NATIVE AMERICAN IM NOT A SIZE 0 OR EVEN A SIZE 5 AND I NEVER WANT TO BE THAT SIZE EVERY AGAIN IM ALITTLE ABOVE AVARGE AND IM FINE WITH THAT NEVER HAVE HAD COMPLANES ABOUT IT LOL IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE JUST ASKWELL IM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOOTY CALL OR FRIENDS WITH BENFITS THAT NEVER WORKS OUT LOL I JUST WANT TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND TAKE IT FROM THERE AND SEE WERE IT GOES OOO AND PLEASE READ MY FUCKEN PROFILE BEFORE YOU ASK ME WHAT IM LOOKING FOR HERE LOL |
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me!!Hey there! I'm an easy going, nonjudgmental girl who's looking for new things to try out. I'm an educated and compassionate professional. I'm your typical shy girl, only I'm not so typical. On Sunday afternoons I like to have a picnic with someone special. The philosophy I live by is don't judge, but always stay true to my personal set of values. To me, traveling means finding a country I haven't been to yet. For me a perfect date is a bottle of wine and talking 'til dawn. When I go out, usually some friends and I hang out together and laugh for a few hours. I've always been good at sitting back and listening to what others have to say. I look forward to finding the right person; I know you're out there! Feel free to drop me a line with any naughty thoughts or wishes you care to share. Sex funny ad I am looking for a honest man. .not one that plays games.Not looking for a married man that is cheating on his wife.Someone that likes to have fun.Would love to spend the day nake with you. |
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only two more days, ladies, get ahold of me!just a single guy in central oregon looking for friends and fun. excitement and pleasure........would love to find a lady that can swallow the whole thing![and i love to go down], i willplease you my pleasure!i am only on here two more days so make a contact with me, if ya like. Sex funny ad would love to find a single lady that wants to become friends, and have some fun[ adult fun that is] looking forward to hearing from ya.
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Attractive Couple Seeking to have a Great SexHello we are an African-American couple who are in search for Wonderful Sex partners for erotic, sexual, mind-blowing SEX. Nothing more than that!!! It does not get any better than this you all! SERIOUS!! We all know that sex with just 1 partner is simply the best, but more than that (Women, Men and couples) WOW its a PARTY!!!We all think about, We all want, We all pretty much need it, Its Damn simple lets all have it! We are not here sexy girls gets fucked to hurt, disrespect, or waste anyone's time SIMPLY to make PEOPLE FEEL GOOD, HORNY, HOTT WETT, FREAKY, NASTY, HARD, U get the picture!!!:) We just want to have some non-pressure good times with like-minded great people. .........."SQUEAKY CLEAN" and "DISEASE" free is a "MUST" and the "SAFETY OF ALL INVOLVED" RESPECT and HONESTY is a "MUST" also. We only can assume YOU expect the same.We are looking for cool people. We respect all individuals and we only ask for the same. We are very freaky, very erotic and always horny just like U!!! So why describe what I am looking for if you all are looking for the same thing. We love to fulfill fantasies!!! Let us know what your fantasy is!!:)Cmon lets Play!!!"ONE ONLY REGRETS WHAT ONE DOES NOT DO" |
live life to the fullest, enjoy everything your given27 year old man, young, full of energy, looking for someone to have fun with Sex funny ad looking for what i can get, open to just about anything. i dont believe theres a perfect someone for everyone. but on the odd chance there is, im gonna enjoy myself as much as i can while i wait ;) |
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